at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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