You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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