ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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