Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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