those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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