What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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