Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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