On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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