so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
