I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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