I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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