Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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