Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
im six kinds of drunk right now
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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