wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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