yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My vagina just clenched in fear
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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