he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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