Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Hippo gnu deer
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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