Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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