I love black thongs
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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