He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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