Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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