Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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