If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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