Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Alive.
So much puke
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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