I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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