Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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