Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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