i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
