Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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