i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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