Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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