...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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