i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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