"it" just moved
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He did a backflip because drugs
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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