I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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