yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just had sex on a roof
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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