I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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