i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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