I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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