I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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