About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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