Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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