Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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