So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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