do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
a search helicopter?!
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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