You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I had to cum in my sink.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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