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Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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