Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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