I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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