I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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