Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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