Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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